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Maybe most of us like to quit our job if we could. We incessantly crave for it, but that’s the only thing we can do: dreaming. Working an 8-5 shift just seems inevitable. I, Rey Pugon, however am a master at defying the inescapable. I stare ‘The Foreseeable’ straight to the face and call him dirty names. I say, if you like to stop working, QUIT YOUR JOB; I’ll even give you 5 reasons why you should.

1. If you leave your job you’ll have more time to devote to reading good articles such as this one. That will make me a trademark name down at the Office of Unemployment and Welfare Services. My fame is a simple price in achieving your dreams. You’ll think of this when you see me on TV.

2. There’s a great feeling in quitting your job. For about 10 minutes you’ll be on cloud nine, you’ll be on top of the world, you’ll have a good life, you’ll be: -insert your own line of though here-. Then the worries start about the mortgage, school tuition, groceries, and how you’re going to pay that $850 you owe the Petermanns for running over their mailbox and a whole row of prize-winning azaleas. All this will bring depression up to the extent of attempting suicide, but at least you had 10 minutes of freedom.

3. Daytime TV shows is considered the most thrilling and fascinating television around. You’ll wonder how you ever survived without all those documentaries, quality soap operas, judge shows, talk shows, and judge shows where you suspect that the judge has beed paid. When you combine this with all the informative TV ads that air during the day that will ‘Show you how to make $1,000 a day stuffing envelopes, ‘Teach you to drive a tractor trailer in 4 days’, ‘Allow you to get a degree from home’ in such exciting fields as GED preparation and septic tank scrubber’ and you’ll not just think why you didn’t leave your job sooner, you promise you won’t get back to work again.

4. In your previous job you missed all those calls from colletors and billing agents. Now that you have quit your job you’ll be able to sit at home in eager anticipation of these oh-so-important calls. Toss in a few telemarketers, calls from the Sheriff’s Association asking for donations, and a few of those computers that call you and ask you to ‘Hold for an important message’ and you’ll have a full day of just answering the phone. It will be like having a full-time job all over again, without all the hassle of getting a paycheck.

5. Drawing yourself to get out of bed daily at 5:30 in the morning is not good for your health. Your physician will be happy to know that you care enough for your body to go as far as quitting your job. He will not, however, see you as a patient anymore since you don’t have health insurance. But there’s no need to worry, after all that’s why we have free clinics. Waiting all day in this clinic next to two teenagers with stage 3 Chlamydia is is another wonderful experience you will surely miss if you keep working on your present job.

There you have it folks. Five raesons why you should go out and leave your job. Have a free feeling to say these to your employer when you turn in your two weeks notice. If she wants to knowwhere in the world you get that information tell her that a unselfish friend gave them to you free of charge, and all I wanted in return was that you remember me when you get your septic tank scrubbed next time…

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